This Should've Been a Guest Post

I've been trying to get Lizzy to write a guest post here because she has been having a lot of interesting GL action lately, including the following:

• Gina borrowed 40 cents from her and attempted to repay her with a doughnut.
• NOLD showed her pictures of "the girls." She previously told me all about "the girls" who are apparently the only other lesbians she has ever met. She wondered if we knew them, and Lizzy said she had to "check the roster."
• An old "grody" man was asleep/passed out/unconscious on a lawn one block over.
• Gina rambled incoherently, as per usual.
• NOLD brought in an "all access pass" that she found on the sidewalk and gave it to Lizzy because she thought maybe it belonged to us. There are two problems with that idea: first, it clearly belongs to a child, and second, it has a name on it, and that name is not Lizzy or Jessi.

Sadly, Lizzy has not been enthusiastic about writing a guest post. However, she might dictate one for me.