Friday, August 31, 2012

Floor Plan

I decided to treat all of you to a VERY ROUGH floor plan of this apartment building, just to provide more context for various posts. The proportions are definitely off, but the placement of various areas is correct.
 
Crazy Amy: shoe stealing, unmedicated schizophrenic, no job, grown kids
Crackhead Gina: crazy, emotional, generous, no job, grown kids
Dog Woman: stays out of drama, goes to work in the morning and returns later in the day
NOLD & Husband: Nosy Old Lady Downstairs is overly involved in everything, husband is rarely sighted
Bad Mom & Ryan/Rylin: moved out...I don't know if anyone else is in the apartment, but the place is quieter and less smelly since they left
Normal Girl and Normal Guy: their names tell you everything, they have jobs and/or go to school and stay out of everything
New Girl: I've only seen her once

Lizzy could provide many anecdotes about most of the people.

No comments:

Post a Comment